My great grandfather was part of the cooking crew at a war ship during WW2 During a battle where the ship was short on gunners he...
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The...
One day a young man became deaf, but he was too arrogant to tell anyone about it. So whenever he wanted to talk to anyone, he...
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day he...
A 50 year old postman is finally retiring As he goes down his route one less time everyone showers him with gifts. A watch, a new...
My wife was waiting for me to come home, but the guys promised to buy me a drink. One turned to ten and before I knew...
The man picks the lamp up and rubs it, and to his surprise, a genie flies out. “I will grant you one wish, and one wish...
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that...
An archaeologist and 2 historians are sitting next to each other on a plane. The archaeologist took off his shoes. One of the historians asks the...
“WAHHHHHHHH” the boy exclaims, sobbing. A man walks by and asks “what’s the matter sonny?” The boy replies “I LOST MY NICKEL!” The man reaches in...