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At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying,...
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”...
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, “Maria, they just wanted to see your...
A boy says to a girl, “So, make love at my place?” “Yeah!” “Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years....
A Guy urgently needed a few days off work, But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave. He thought that maybe if he...
Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, “I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.” Doctor Fitzpatrick says, “I prefer...
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do...
Two men are talking and one says to the other, “My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has she been moody lately. How long...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him, “So how...
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet...
A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old...
A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, “Watch this!” The little...
A young man goes into a drug store to buy rubber pack. The pharmacist tells him that the protection come in packs of three, nine, or...
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to...
A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache. After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her farts are loud, she...
A teacher was testing her students’ knowledge of words’ antonyms. She asked, “What is the opposite go?” A student answered, “Stop.” “Very good,” the teacher replied....
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy...
A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, “I’m terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I...
