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Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me,...
“So, Jimmy”, said Grandpa, as they stood on line at the local grocery store. “What did you learn in school today?” “To tell you the truth”,...
Sam and Thomas had been business partners for the past 50 years. They were in the wholesale clothing business and lately business was not as glorious...
My boss called me into his office today. “We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, Simon,” he said, “but over the last 5 years...
A man hears from a doctor that his end is near so he heads over to a lawyer to write a will. The secretary watches as...
Harry was working at a construction site when he came across a bottle. He popped it open and out came a Genie. “I gotta warn you,”...
Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood...
An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the...
A man gathered all of his children together and said, “Children when George Washington knocked down the cherry tree, he told his father honestly that it...
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes...
“Just relax”, the hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail. Jim’s wife was in labor and Jim was a nervous wreck. After...
Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous....
Brian hit rock bottom. He was going to jail for insider trading and it couldn’t get much worse than that. As the jail warden brought Brian...
I was in Target with my wife when my wife said, “you know, I feel like Billy is too big to still be wearing Micky Mouse...
A man and his wife were going for a stroll one night when they spotted what was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the...
Rosanne a beautiful young foreigner a walked into a small clothing store in the mall with her English speaking fiance. “Excuse me,” said her fiance with...
Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and...
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ”Why did you have to bring the pig...
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