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Little Johnny spends a rare weekend with his dad: “Son, this is your weekend, have anything you want. Ask and ye shall receive.” After a little...
Two men are walking through the woods together and they come across an insanely huge h*le in the ground. The first man picks up a rock...
A professional dietitian was lecturing in front of a group of people who wanted to lose weight. “The food we eat is so bad for us,...
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress, wearing a very short skirt with legs...
A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight,...
Two men are hunting in the woods when suddenly they encounter a bear. One of the hunters begins running away and the bear is heading toward...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
A grandmother was surprised when she woke up to a cup of coffee from her 8-year-old grandson. She gulped down the most bitter coffee she had...
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa, are you going to take that new tablet?” Grandpa looks at...
Honey,” asked the wife. “What would you do if I died?” Why dear, I would be extremely upset,” said the husband. “Why do you ask such...
An old, blue-blooded, millionaire decides that he wants to get married, but he wants to marry a pure. One is not so easy to find in...
Bob a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde, Who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful...
Johnny was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went up to her and said, “Can...
A newlywed couple is about to sleep together. Before the lovemaking begins the wife says, “give me 30 dollars.” The husband says, “for WHAT?!”. She says,...
Once upon a time, there was a hat seller. He traveled from village to village selling hats. One day, he was walking through the jungle and...
Paddy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, He couldn’t control himself and...
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said, “You...
