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Two businessmen in the center of town were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only...
An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr...
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas...
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What on earth...
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world...
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and...
Mrs Murphy and Mrs Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was...
A squirrel was sitting on the branch of a tree when suddenly it began shaking violently. Looking down he saw an elephant climbing up the tree....
Three dogs are walking down the street when they spot an enticing female poodle. The German Shepherd, English Bulldog and the Mexican Chihuahua approach the poodle...
A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a call girl...
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to...
An old woman rode her old mule into town. She walked up and tied her old mule to a hitching post. As she stood there, brushing...
Little Johnny arrived at school with a black eye one day. Knowing already how much of a trouble maker Johnny was, she wasn’t surprised at all....
A farmer owns 25 young hens and one old Rooster, he feels that the old rooster can no longer handle his job efficiently. So the farmer...
A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch. The bartender pours him a glass. After a drink, the man replies, “That was terrible Scotch...
An old man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out...
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she...
After going through the line at a crowded mall cafeteria, The three rambunctious teenage boys found they were forced to share a table with a kindly...
An old drunk walks into the toughest biker bar. He immediately Scans the crowd until he finds the toughest biker in the bar. The guy is...
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is...
