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A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and...
Police Officer O’Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night. He is on the lookout for trouble. He sees two little old ladies in...
A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, “What 20 Million American...
During break time, a teacher realized that one of his students had just stayed idle like a desolated statue. Wanting to at least cheer him up,...
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden,...
A salesman was travelling through the countryside, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray...
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and...
Johnny O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top...
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything....
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town. His throat is parched, so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and...
A strange old lady has moved into my house. I have no idea who she is, where she came from, or how she got in. I...
An old man of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little old lady of the house exclaiming. “Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that’s...
One day, grandpa is taking care of his grandson sitting on the porch, he’s watching him picking up worms and trying to put them back in...
A man walks past an elderly beggar every day and gives him $10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to...
Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of his sixth-grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell some jokes to each...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll...
Three men get drunk one night and break into a Bug Farm. They start smashing away at the signs and windows, before each settling on an...
A mouse was sitting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar. The...
The Little Johnny, his uncle, and a cat on a farm. So, a father comes home to Little Johnny one day and says that they’ll have...
Mrs Davidson’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a Repairman. He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work...
