Lawyers in Heaven on their way to church to get married, a couple have a fatal car accident. The couple are sitting on a cloud outside...
John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
A man walks in to a bar And sees an ugly old humpback of a guy, who is constantly surrounded by women. “How to spot a...
On the teacher’s first day, the principal decides to sit in her class to observe and takes a seat next to Little Johnny. As the class...
“Can I buy you a drink?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend?” she replied, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.” “No, sadly we broke...
A tribe finds them, and tells them to go into the jungle and find a piece of fruit, and they can live in the tribe. So...
A man walked into a brothel and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDs, HepB, and herpes. He showed her a wad of...
Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. And every year Ken would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter’....
A teacher asks her class “If there’s 14 crows sitting on a fence, and you shoot 2 off, how many crows are left on the fence?”...
There is a man. A rich man. He has three beautiful girlfriends and he wants to marry one of them. He has to leave for business...