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A guy is tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth and his wife asks him a question. He turns to answer her...
A windsurfer passed by them. Suddenly the windsurfer fell and disappeared in the water. The anglers hurried to the spot and threw their nets out in...
But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates and spending his entire wages. When he...
Three people are on a plane and it’s about to crash. The first man throws a hundred dollar bill out the window and prays. The second...
A young bluebird was flying from tree to tree in the brisk autumn air when he heard his parents call. Upon arriving back to the nest...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
Sure enough they got lost.One says to the other,”Well,pull out that field guide we bought and see what it is were suppose to do.” So she...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m...
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. “I think this one will really move,” said the broker. “It’s only $1...
Little Johnny went to the first day of kindergarten and sat down. His teacher went around the room and was asking every boy and girl his...
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little. weight. “Gaining a little weight are we sister...
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse...
A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming...
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman. He noticed her sitting alone at a table in a...
Three guys die and go to the pearly gates to see if they will be let in to heaven. St Peter asks the first guy where...
Lawyers in Heaven on their way to church to get married, a couple have a fatal car accident. The couple are sitting on a cloud outside...
A Frenchman, an Argentine, and a Brazilian were publicly drinking in Russia during the 2018 World Cup. But that is prohibited there, so they were captured...
The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as...
John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
One of the boys gets a bite and struggles to reel him in. When he finally gets the best of the fish, he snatches him up...
