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A politician dies And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and...
I was driving on a highway in Singapore and a random roadblock was spotted there. Prior to driving past, I dropped a drunk friend. As I...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my...
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive “Well”, said Tim Cook, “that’s because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone,...
A father walks past his son’s room and to his astonishment he sees that the bed is neatly made and the room is all tidied up....
At some point, he started feeling dizzy and unwell. He turns to his mom and asks: “Mom, can we leave now?” “No Bob”, his mom replied...
My boss brought his new Ferrari to the office today Everyone in the office was excited to see it, sit in it, and maybe even get...
A guy from Florida wanted to buy a television, so he went to a shop, located in Texas. He asked the shopkeeper, “Hey! How much for...
The doctor said he could possibly be bedridden for a long time. The expenses of the hospitalization put him and his wife in a bit of...
An old man was traveling on his donkey’s back on a highway Two cops having seen that decide to mess with him, so they approach the...
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” Doctor: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” Doctor: “No.” Lawyer: “Did...
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee was absent without giving any prior notice. Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he...
My great grandfather was part of the cooking crew at a war ship during WW2 During a battle where the ship was short on gunners he...
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and...
A man goes out of town on business, and asks his good friend if he can house sit for him whiles he’s gone. The friend agrees,...
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The...
So this guy’ s standing in line waiting to get into a bar and he’s the 3rd person in line. First guy walks up to the...
One day a young man became deaf, but he was too arrogant to tell anyone about it. So whenever he wanted to talk to anyone, he...
There was a mental hospital that was filled with a lot of psycho patients, so one day the psychiatrist in charge set a test for the...
