Johnny was a bright, charming boy and he was even fairly good-looking. The only problem was that he had lost his eye in a fishing accident...
So St Peter was checking people into heaven and as he was doing so, he was assigning cars to the entrants based on the how many...
He went to the hospital to have the leg chopped off as what doctors have said. After the operation, he came back to being conscious, he...
A student got a school assignment on the Hundred Years’ War, and the first thing she tried to do was to search some terms using her...
A businessman walked into a bar, and upon entering, found a old bearded man holding a 10 foot bick. The businessman immediately approached the man, curiously...
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. One night at dinner, he decides to test it out. He asks his...
Miami, FL (AP) – A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Miami courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who...
A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked...
A man gets convicted of a crime and is sent to jail. When he gets to the cafeteria, something weird is happening. He hears random numbers...
Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing, and...
Five surgeons are discussing who the best patients are to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because...
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Jeremy Corbyn fans. Not really knowing what a Jeremy Corbyn fan is, but wanting to be...
One night, after a romantic meal, I was walking home with my girlfriend, and I decided it would be the right time to propose to her....
The shopkeeper notices his interest and hurries over. “That’s a nice piece of cabinetmaking,” says the customer, “but the price is a little high.” “Well yes,”...
A man in a bar keeps falling off of his bar stool From afar, the bartender and another gentleman watch as the man keeps falling, getting...
A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says,...
They leave in the morning with handcuffs, a dog and a rifle. Upon arriving to a tree where a gorilla is perched, the hunter tells his...
A man and his wife take a trip to Jerusalem. The wife has a heart attack and passes away. One of the local crematoriums offers to...
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl. The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it...
A policeman was driving down the highway, and he heard a strange noise coming from a cargo truck nearby. He pulled over the truck and said...