Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy’s phone rings, he immediately […]
4 Nuns (Mary, Clarence, Enid and Steph) were involved in a horrific car crash that […]
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She […]
A young couple and their 5 yr old son were sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner […]
One day, a train conductor is walking down the aisle making sure everyone has a […]
In a small town there’s a priest who makes good friends with his congregation. One […]
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had […]
As it’s now 4am he decided it was time to go home to his wife […]
So he makes some discreet enquiries, and learns of a hit man who goes only […]
Two cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the […]
Gun Shop Owner: “Hi, How can I help you?” Client: “I’m lookin’ for a gun.” […]
Alexandre Dumas finds himself sitting outside a cafe. Since he is hungry, he plans to […]
Three pregnant women are sitting around the waiting room at their OBGYN knitting jumpers for […]
Tom was asked to check in on his parent’s house while his brother, Bob, was […]
They are waiting at the gate when St. Peter arrives and greets them, “Welcome to […]
Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game Little Johnny asked, […]
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, had […]
A lady was at work when she heard her new message alert tone blazing. Looking […]
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died. In Heaven, all three faced God, […]
A farmer went to a market and bought a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. […]