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As it’s now 4am he decided it was time to go home to his wife who he prayed was sleeping else he’d get in shit for...
So he makes some discreet enquiries, and learns of a hit man who goes only by the name of Arthur. He contacts him, and they agree...
Two cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales...
Gun Shop Owner: “Hi, How can I help you?” Client: “I’m lookin’ for a gun.” Owner:”What kind of gun are you lookin’ for?” Client: (pointing at...
Alexandre Dumas finds himself sitting outside a cafe. Since he is hungry, he plans to order a sandwich, but he is a man of great courtesy,...
Three pregnant women are sitting around the waiting room at their OBGYN knitting jumpers for their expected babies. One woman reaches into her purse and pulls...
Tom was asked to check in on his parent’s house while his brother, Bob, was on vacation Bob called to check in and asked how things...
They are waiting at the gate when St. Peter arrives and greets them, “Welcome to Heaven, ladies. There is only one rule here in Heaven and...
Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying “For the next...
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, had finally retired. At her next checkup, her new doctor told her...
A lady was at work when she heard her new message alert tone blazing. Looking at the phone, she realized that it was from her husband....
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died. In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd...
A farmer went to a market and bought a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. On his way home, the farmer came to the bank of...
An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a...
A man and a woman decided to travel to a deserted mountain road to make love. They park the car on a sloping shoulder off the...
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. The Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean...
A father told his three sons he would die soon and he needed to decide which one of them to give his property to. He said,...
After going through the line at a crowded mall cafeteria, The three rambunctious teenage boys found they were forced to share a table with a kindly...
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think...
A father passing by his Little Johnny bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an...
