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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his weapon. An ugly woman is passing and remarks, “If you...
Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. “Can...
A man saw a lady with big melons. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your melons for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a...
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she...
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal make love, and she wasn’t...
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A Boyfriend texts his Girlfriend saying “Hey babe you wanna come over and have make love?” Girlfriend texts back “Duh!” So the girl goes over her...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the...
A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, “I’ll call one of those girls you see advertised...
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An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have lovemaking for the first time...
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Two old women were talking about their make love lives. Ethel was upset because her make love life had really died, while Mildred said her make...
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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that...
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: “Sir don’t smoke here.” Guy: “I’ve just bought the cigarettes from here.” Miss salesman:...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy...
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him, “What’s wrong?” The boy says, “Me ma is dead”. “Oh bejaysus,”the...
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Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
