A Woman Opens Her Door To A Complete Stranger. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their...
The 2 policemen were on patrol about 3 am when they suddenly saw an older man walking alone in the street wobbling and barely walking a...
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, ‘Hey, why are you sitting here on this...
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A man approached him and asked. “Sonny,...
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. “Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you’ve been seeing me for years there’s nothing you can’t tell...
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold...
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to...
A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people showed up. One was a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the...
So, an 85 -year- old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 -year old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later...
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road....
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he...
An elderly man living alone in Bradford wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work since the ground was hard. His...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 3 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up...
A man and his newlywed wife are about to consummate the marriage. Both are nervous. The man takes his shoes and socks off and the woman...
So there’s this man with a parrot and his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight...
An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbor’s dog whilst the neighbors went on their holidays: The only...
An elderly Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put...
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that pensioners are so dumb that...