Mother: Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real...
Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. And every year Ken would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter’....
A teacher asks her class “If there’s 14 crows sitting on a fence, and you shoot 2 off, how many crows are left on the fence?”...
A little bunny hops into town, hops into the bakery, hops up to the baker and asks, “Do you have any cookies with fish in them?”...
A young man had just received his motorcycle license. His father gave him some helpful advice shortly afterwards. “While driving at night,” he said, “you can...
A doctor had a regular habit of stopping off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home every evening. The bartender learned his...
The boss is wary, but they’re short on salesmen and he is willing to give it a shot. On his first day, the new salesman comes...
Somehow a dog gets lost in an African jungle. As he is finding his way a lion spots him. The Lion thinks since the dog is...
A man board an airplane and took his seat next to a very beautiful woman. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip...
Job interviewer: what is your biggest weakness? Me: honesty Job interviewer: that’s not exactly a weakness. Me: I don’t care what you think. Job interviewer: well...
A the ship is sinking, one crewman runs to the ship’s captain and tells him to open the root beer caskets in the ship’s hold. The...
There is a man. A rich man. He has three beautiful girlfriends and he wants to marry one of them. He has to leave for business...
A chess champion and an Australian man were playing a game of chess at a fancy restaurant. A chess master wanted to go back to playing...
Two teenage kids were waiting for the bus and there was this old man sitting at the station. Let’s go and tease the grandpa- they said....
One day, a man enter a bar and pulls out a Small piano, a small chair and a small man. The man walks over to the...
Amongst all the soldiers during enlisting the asian man gets quietly laughed at saying he doesnt have meet the physical requirements to be on the front...
They are the only passengers, and there is only one window. The French sits next to the window and cracks open the window After a few...
A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday; he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” I said “Okay, but don’t go...
He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast...
Three accountants and three engineers were boarding a train. The three accountants each bought a ticket, and then noticed confusedly that the engineers only had one...