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One day he turns to his Mom and says, “Mommy Mommy, if I’m a good boy all year and I eat all my vegetables will Santa...
She’s there for an exhibition match and sees a large muscular man in one corner of the ring. Who is that? She asks. The trainer steps...
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to run he sees some bones next to him and gets...
“You know what, I think I’ll go to the doctor and get a checkup.” Her husband says, “Sure, that’s a good idea dear.” So she makes...
He knocks on the door, and a sweet old nun answers the door he says to her pardon me sister may I ask you a question,do...
He said: “Sure, but I might be a half hour late.” The following week he shows up right on on time, and sets up on the...
Every night these three ducks would sneak in and splash around, keeping John up at night. Eventually, John got sick of it and called the police...
The poor man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your wife this Christmas?” The rich man replies, “Diamond earrings and a Mercedes.” The poor...
During the first meal the boy says to his grandfather: “Are these plates clean? They feel kind of gooey.” “They are as clean as cold water...
He explains his weird condition. The doctor nods and says: “Well Ted, I need you to take these pills. Twice a day, in the anus.” When...
A man goes to a Doctor’s Office about his manhood. A man walks gingerly into the office where he is met by a nurse with whom...
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that “we’re just waiting for the pilots.” The passengers look out the...
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the...
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If...
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney...
Kevin gets a New Secretary. A few days later his wife learns of this this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious...
In one corner we have Timmy “The Lemon” Dorah! And in the other corner we have Tommy “The Lime” Jokata! Both men are known for their...
A young student looking for a job goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”...
Back in 1600’s Belgium the town Council in Brussels decided to commission a local artist to create a sculpture or statue that included a water feature....
The man never took it seriously at first, he figured he was just getting older and blamed it on age. After a few weeks, the man...
