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A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day he...
An Asian lady went to the bank to check the exchange rate. She kept coming in a few times every day to check the exchange rate....
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A 50 year old postman is finally retiring As he goes down his route one less time everyone showers him with gifts. A watch, a new...
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Johnny is playing fetch with his dog in the park, when he accidentally throws the stick onto a lake To his amazement, the dog runs onto...
My wife was waiting for me to come home, but the guys promised to buy me a drink. One turned to ten and before I knew...
The son of a wealthy oil sheikh sends an email to his father in Dubai Subject: arrived. Hi dad, Oxford is fantastic, everyone is very friendly...
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After pitching their tent under the stars they went to gather some wood for a fire. After starting the fire and sitting watching it burn and...
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My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As...
An archaeologist and 2 historians are sitting next to each other on a plane. The archaeologist took off his shoes. One of the historians asks the...
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been sneakily checking her out ever...
While driving it off the lot he decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. He hits the speed limit of 70MPH...
A male and female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same...
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