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The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the...
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking dog for sale” Intrigued he walks in and sees the dog. “So what have you...
Four friends are driving down the road when suddenly they see this beautiful girl out in the middle of a cornfield. They approach the girl in...
Three men are walking in the forest when they find a lamp. They rub it, and out pops a genie. Genie says, “I will grant each...
Three children named Feather, Droplet, and Brick went to their mother to ask why they were named so. Feather went to his mother and asked,”Mother, why...
Harold lived on a farm and his wife,Mabel, who was always sort of nagging him. And every year the carnival roll into town and have these...
A man runs a small business and falls on hard times. He has only two employees that work for him and he needs to lay one...
Four brothers moved to America, planning to learn English through immersion. The first brother decided to learn by listening to the radio. He started on a...
Three women are out on the town for a girl’s night. After 3 hours at the local bar, they are all completely hammered and finding a...
There was a man named Boodro who lives in Louisiana. He has had just gotten done crab fishing and had went into town with a bucket...
A little bird is sitting in a tree trying to get some sleep but overnight it gets very cold and the little bird freezes. Unable to...
Once upon a time, there was a woman, she got pregnant and was going to have triplets. Her ultrasound showed that she’s going to have 2...
A man with two buckets of fish was leaving a lake well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked...
Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy’s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything he ran out the door...
4 Nuns (Mary, Clarence, Enid and Steph) were involved in a horrific car crash that killed them all Next thing they knew they were all standing...
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED:...
A young couple and their 5 yr old son were sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner with all the Grandparents, Aunts and Uncles, cousins and friends. The...
One day, a train conductor is walking down the aisle making sure everyone has a ticket. As he’s making his way down he sees the mayor,...
In a small town there’s a priest who makes good friends with his congregation. One Sunday, a fisherman invites the priest to go fishing with him....
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you...
